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Celebrity Christmas Quotes

Updated on April 2, 2014

Personalize Your Holiday

Christmas quotes can be a special way of expressing yourself if you like to send your own personalized Christmas cards to friends and family.

Imagine the smile on a loved one's face as they read a quote that reminds them of you, themselves, or the entire family!

Whether you print cards at home or purchase them at a store, don't you sometimes find yourself searching longer for that perfect card for each individual than you do shopping for gifts?

An easier (and less time consuming) idea is to print up or purchase blank cards and place your own personalized quote that reflects your personality or relationship with the recipient. If you choose to personalize your Christmas cards with a humorous or inspirational quote from a famous author or celebrity.

Charles Dickins' Video Clip

Christmas Comedy Video

Quotes by Famous Authors

  • I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. ~Charles Dickens
  • Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. ~Washington Irving
  • The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart. ~Helen Keller
  • The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much. ~Henry David Thoreau
  • Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. ~Calvin Coolidge
  • For somehow, not only at Christmas, but all the long year through, The joy that you give to others is the joy that comes back to you. ~John Greenleaf Whittier
  • Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time. ~Laura Ingalls Wilder


Humorous Quotes

  • I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ~Shirley Temple
  • You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. ~Robert Paul
  • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. ~Victor Borge
  • Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~Johnny Carson
  • The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. ~Johnny Carson
  • Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. ~Phyllis Diller
  • I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. ~Bernard Manning
  • Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~Frank McKinney Hubbard
  • Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year. ~P. J. O’Rourke
  • Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. ~W.C. Fields

Celebrity Quotes

  • When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- give off the greatest glow of happiness. ~Bob Hope
  • The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. ~Joan Rivers
  • The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life. ~Halle Berry
  • Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody! ~Ogden Nash
  • Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas. ~Dale Evans Rogers
  • The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. ~Jay Leno
  • Something about an old-fashioned Christmas is hard to forget. ~Hugh Downs
  • One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~Andy Rooney

Quotes from Christmas Movies

Inspirational Quotes

  • There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child ~Erma Bombeck
  • Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree. ~Charlotte Carpenter
  • Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. ~Janice Maeditere
  • Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'. ~Bing Crosby
  • There are no strangers on Christmas Eve. ~Mildred Cram and Adele Comandini
  • At Christmas, all roads lead home. ~Marjorie Holmes
  • Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body. ~Garry Moore

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ~Norman Vincent Peale

What Inspires You?

  • Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. ~Mary Ellen Chase
  • As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. ~Eric Sevareid
  • I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. ~Charles Dickens
  • Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves. ~Eric Sevareid
  • The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. ~Burton Hillis
  • My first copies of Treasure Island and Huckleberry Finn still have some blue-spruce needles scattered in the pages. They smell of Christmas still. ~Charlton Heston
  • Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal. ~Lenore Hershey
  • Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. ~Oren Arnold

....and to all a good night."
....and to all a good night."
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